She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes
She : Shut up. Don't you ever dare talk to me!!
She : Am I looking fat?
He : No
She : Liar
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe
She : can u ever b decisive
She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don't know
She : Are you blind?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends
She : Oh you comparing me with some one else..
She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?
There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
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