Smartness overloaded
Teacher: Where�s your homework?
Girl: Ummm� (looks to boyfriend for help)?
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry mam .
Girl: (whispers) What r u doing? (he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today & offered to carry her
books.
Teacher: So where�s her homework?
Boy: I dropped it in mud
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy who was saying
you weren�t the best teacher ever.
[everyone laughs & teacher smiles]
Teacher: I�ll give you one more day to get it finished