Girl (to God): I don't want to marry. I am educated, independent and self-sufficient. I don't need a husband. But my parents are asking me to marry. What should I do?
God: You are my finest creation and undoubtedly will achieve many great things. But some things... inevitably, will not go the way you want. Worst, some things will fail. Whom will you blame? Yourself? No! You need a husband!
HERE IS THE TWIST
Boy: (to God) but then, what will i do. Whom will i blame....
God: your scope is much wider son.
You can blame the govt, the education system, the environment, the slow growth, the fast growth, Modi, the economy, the politicians, the beraucrats, the infra, religions, beliefs and even me...
But....
NEVER EVER BLAME YOUR WIFE