During a Robbery in Hong Kong, the Bank Robber shouted to everyone in the bank:
"Don't move. The Money belongs to the Government. Your Life belongs to You."
Everyone in the Bank laid down quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing Concept� Changing the Conventional Way of Thinking.
When a Lady lay on the Table provocatively, the Robber shouted at her:
"Please be Civilised! This is a Robbery and not a Rape!"
This is called "Being Professional� . Focus only on What You are Trained to do!
When the Bank Robbers returned Home, the Younger Robber (MBA Trained) told the older Robber (who has only completed Year 6 in Primary School):
"Big Brother, let's count how much we got."
The older Robber rebutted and said:
"You are very Stupid. There is so much Money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV News will tell us how much we Robbed from the Bank!"
This is called "Experience�
Nowadays, experience is more Important than Paper Qualifications!
After the Robbers had left, the Bank Manager told the Bank supervisor to call the Police quickly. But the Supervisor said to him:
"Wait! Let us take out $10 Million from the Bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 Million that we have previously Embezzled from the Bank�.
This is called "Swim with the Tide�
Converting an unfavorable situation to Your Advantage!
The Supervisor says: "It will be Good if there is a Robbery every month."
This is called "Changing Priority�
Personal Happiness is more Important than Your Job�.
The next day, the TV News reported that $100 Million was taken from the Bank. The Robbers Counted and Counted and Counted, but they could only Count $20 Million.
The Robbers were very Angry and Complained:
"We risked our Lives and only took $20 Million. The Bank Manager took $80 Million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be Educated than to be a Thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as Gold!"
