Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.
Einstein was seeker.
Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.
Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!
Newton: U are Wrong.
I am not Newton.
As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq.
So I am Pascal...
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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees"
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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?
OMg!!
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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?
Its OK..
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Atom 1: I just lost an electron.
Atom 2:how u feel?
Atom 1: positive
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Q:What do you get when you put a Cobalt & 2 iron atoms in mixer
CoFFee
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What do you get after reaction of a Barium atom with two sodium atoms...
BaNaNa
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Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai
Neutron : mere pass.....
MASS hai
