Who are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young.
What is a Pizza..?
A Pizza.. is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education.
What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.
A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ...
A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??"
The boy replied,
"My grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked ,
"Was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied,
No, he was always minding his own business!
