A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked, �Is my time up ?�
God said, �No, you have another 34 years to live.�
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
& have a face-lift surgery, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
�You said I had another 34 years to live.
Why didn�t you save me from the truck?�
(You�ll love this)
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God replied:
�I couldn�t recognize you!�
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