My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, �Whats on TV?
I said, Dust.
And then the fight started
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.
I bought her a weighing scale.
And then the fight started
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump
And then the fight started
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked my wife, Do you know him?
Yes, she sighed, Hes my old boyfriend.
I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasnt been sober since.
My Word! I said to my wife, who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?
And then the fight started
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My wife is standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me,I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment.
I replied, Your eyesights perfect.
And then the fight started
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I asked my wife, Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
Somewhere Ive not been in a long time.
So I took her to the kitchen.
And then the fight started
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Dedicated to all married couples..
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