Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my G-Mail inbox…I find:

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my G-Mail inbox…I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

And Approx 40-50 mails from Riya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.