Two Pakistanis… with a French guy

Two Pakistanis…
Zardari and Musharraf moved to Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.

They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day…
Jean Paul disappeared.

The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.

The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would help find him.

Zardari says…
“Jean-Paul was handsome and tall ”

Police say…
“Most Frenchmen are like that. Give us something specific ”

Musharraf says…
“Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair ”

Police say…
“C’mon guys, lots of Frenchmen have blue eyes and fair hair, tell us something specific ”

Zardari and Musharraf…
“Oh yes…now we remember. Jean Paul had two holes in his ass ”

The Policemen get really interested.

“Now that’s something very specific, but tell us, how do you know this?
Have you guys seen it ?”

Zardari and Musharraf…
“No we haven�t actually seen the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say…
“Here comes Jean Paul with the two assholes “!!!