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Two Pakistanis...
Zardari and Musharraf moved to Paris where they made friends with a French guy named Jean Paul.

They used to go all over Paris with him when suddenly one day...
Jean Paul disappeared.

The two went to the police and lodged a complaint.

The police asked them if they could give some vital clues about Jean Paul that would help find him.

Zardari says...
"Jean-Paul was handsome and tall "

Police say...
"Most Frenchmen are like that. Give us something specific "

Musharraf says...
"Jean Paul had blue eyes and was very fair "

Police say...
"C'mon guys, lots of Frenchmen have blue eyes and fair hair, tell us something specific "

Zardari and Musharraf...
"Oh yes...now we remember. Jean Paul had two holes in his ass "

The Policemen get really interested.

"Now that's something very specific, but tell us, how do you know this?
Have you guys seen it ?"

Zardari and Musharraf...
"No we haven�t actually seen the holes, but wherever we went with Jean Paul, everyone used to say...
"Here comes Jean Paul with the two assholes "!!!