Whatsapp Share

The aftermath of the Brexit

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will not be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

And Congratulations you have learnt German within minutes.

Alex

Recent Posts

VinFast officially delivers VF 5 electric cars in Indonesia

JAKARTA, INDONESIA - Media OutReach Newswire - 22 November 2024 - VinFast Auto has officially…

13 hours ago

AlphaX Makes Crypto Easier with Email Login and USDT Memecoins

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - Media OutReach Newswire - 22 November 2024 - The global cryptocurrency market…

14 hours ago

Vincom Retail: A Catalyst Driving Vietnam’s Retail Future

HANOI, VIETNAM – Media OutReach Newswire - 22 November 2024 - By capitalizing on its…

18 hours ago

How 5G Transforms Life: A Foreigner’s Journey Through East China’s Digital Revolution

HANGZHOU, CHINA - Media OutReach Newswire - 22 November 2024 - As the 2024 World…

18 hours ago

Explore Life for A Shared Future: 2024 Beijing Changping Forum on Life Science was successfully held

BEIJING, CHINA - Media OutReach Newswire - 22 November 2024 - The 2024 Beijing Changping…

18 hours ago