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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, �I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I�ll give it a try�
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave. 2000 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself � I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?� So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave. 500 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, �I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?� So he stays in the room.
Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo � Croat to leave. 498 people leave the room. Kantibhai says to himself, � I do not speak one word of Serbo � Croat but what do I have to lose?� So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate.
Everyone else has gone. Bill Gates joined them and said �Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo � Croat, so I�d now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.� Calmly, Kantibhai�turns to the other candidate and says `kem chho� ("How are you?" ) The other candidate answers �ek dam majama..� ("doing good")