She : Am I looking fat?
He : Yes.
She : *slaps*
She : Am I looking fat?
He : No.
She : Liar!
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Maybe.
She : Can't you ever be decisive?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : I don't know.
She : Are you blind?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : Depends.
She : Oh, so you're comparing me with some one else?
She : Am I looking fat?
He : *silence*
She : Are you deaf?
There are some questions for which there is no correct answer.
For everything else there is Google .
