Prize winning joke of the year

A man asked�Kejriwal,
“Why Nareandra modi goes walking at evening not in the morning”. Kejriwal replied ”Brother, Modi is PM, not AM’ ‘

Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri’s paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: – K. P. Namboodiri’s shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate !

Ø A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s cheque book !!”

Ø A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.

Ø Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
“Darling, Honey, Love”.
What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.

Ø A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife ?
After making call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.

Ø Husband to wife,
“Today is a fine day”
Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind you……