The man turned to him and said, �Lets talk.
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?
Man: I dont know.
Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you dont know shit.. ?
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In a Nursery School Canteen
Theres a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-
Do not take more than one, God is watching
On the other counter theres a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples
NEVER ACT SMART WITH Todays Generation..!.!
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad
?
DAD : Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white
KID :- Now understand why grandpas hairs are all white
Moral :- Dont be over smart
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Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like ur mother more?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!
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Teacher: What is your mothers name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .
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