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A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, �Let�s talk�.
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?

Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?

Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question�
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?

Man: I don�t know.

Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don�t know shit.. ?

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In a Nursery School Canteen�
There�s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-

�Do not take more than one, God is watching�

On the other counter there�s a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.
�Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples��

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today�s Generation..!.!

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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad�?
DAD : � Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white�

KID :- Now understand why grandpa�s hairs are all white�

Moral :- Don�t be over smart�

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Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?
Kid- Both
Papa- No tell me one?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris
Where will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means you like ur mother more?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America
Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa!

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Teacher: What is your mother�s name?
Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,
Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .