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Narendra Modi’s next big announcement (Satire)

Here comes the next�big announcement from our Prime Minister Mr.Narendra Modi

1) All marriages null and void from midnight. Your present wife will become invalid thereafter.

2) Old Wife can be exchanged for a new one till 31st December, 2016

3) For the next two days, all marriage registration offices, Temples, Churches and Gurudwaras will be closed.

4) From 12th November till 24th November, you will be allowed to spend two hours each day with your new wife. After 24th, the time limit will be increased in phases.

Alex

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