A little girl asks her father, �What is SEX?"
The father thinks, this is the day i tell my little princess everything about sex, he sits her down and explains sex including, sexual intercourse, conception, sperms, eggs, ovulation, menstruation, etc.
Then the little girls asks "Daddy what is a COUPLE?"
And he explains that it means two people engaging in sex, including homos and lesbians, pedophiles and everything.
Finally he asks the little girl "Why do u want to know about a couple and sex?"
She answered that "Mommy said that lunch will be ready in A COUPLE OF SECS."