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Husband and Wife Jokes

A bus full of housewives going on a picnic ,
fell into a river ,
all died .
Each husband cried for a week ,
one husband continued for more than two weeks !!!

When asked that did he miss his wife so much ?

he replied miserably :
No
My wife
missed
the bus !!!
?

In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues…

Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!

Only 1 man stood in d second Queue…

God said “So you control ur wife?”

Man: “R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here”…

Lol
A Junior in office dialled his boss’s extension by mistake & said:
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min ?

Boss Shouted: Do u know whom u r talking 2?
Jr : No!

Boss: I’m the BOSS

Jr (in same tone): do u know whom u r talking to?

Boss: No!

Jr : THANK GOD (& disconnected)
If Flipkart starts matrimonial services , they will become the No.1 site in the world because they have a 30 day return policy no questions asked

Killer.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEEP LAUGHING !
A Chinese man married an African woman and had a child. Two months later the child passed away.

At the funeral house, the African woman kept sobbing and saying: “I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!”

A family member pulled her aside and asked:
“What did you know?” She replied: “That, Chinese products don’t last long!!

Catherine

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