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I want to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain messages to me in 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015 and still continuing in 2016.

BECAUSE OF YOUR KINDNESS :

1- I stopped eating the tasty Kurkure after I heard that it has plastic in it.

2- I stopped going to movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with Aids.

3- Forwarded hundreds of messages but still waiting for free balance.

4- I smell like a rotten egg, since i stopped using deo's because they cause cancer.

5- I also donated all my savings to a 7 year old poor girl who was about to die in hospital about 700 times.

6- Made 100 wishes before forwarding God's pictures & etc by now most of those 'wishes' are already married.

7- I have stopped drinking Frooti, as every six-months, one worker having AIDS dies in the Parle factory & his blood gets mixed in the Frooti.

8- Every week Falaana, Chairman and Dheenka, Director of Whatsapp send SMS to forward to 8 person in contact list if not my whatsapp will be charged or Icon will not become Blue. I have not forwarded SMS, still my whatsapp is FOC (free of cost).

9-If I don't take your calls sometime, assume that my mobile is charging & I fear getting Burnt if I talk when mobile is charging. Bcoz every alternate days it is fixed somebody died of this as informed in chain SMS.