Hilarious Hinglish…

My watch is stuck between 2 and 2.30. It’s a do or dhai situation.

Never say “give me five” to a snake. Woh tumhe dus dega.

“I asked you to bring 8 chapati but you brought only 6.”
“Nahi sir, aapko kulche dikh rahe hai, paranthe.”

‘I laughed yesterday’ in Hindi is ‘Michael Hussey’.

Q. What did one circumference tell the other?
A. “2?r hai kisi aur ka, tujhe chahta koi aur hai…”

God never tasted any cough syrup, because khuda-na-khasta.

Pankaj udhas dips his french-fries in Afsauce.

Hindi ki shaadi hui; badi maatra mein log aaye.

A potato was interrogated by cops. After 3 hours of torture, it gave in
and said, ‘Main batata hun, main batata hoon…’

– What do you call drunk Pandavas?
High Five.

– What does Barack Obama have for lunch?
Michelle pav.

– When a bimbo looks in the mirror, what does she see?
Her pratibimbo.

– If Da Vinci was born in Kolkata, he would have been Vinci Da.