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Female version:
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That�s so cute!

Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn�t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don�t think it�s too fluffy-looking?

First Woman: Oh Goodness, no! No, it�s perfect. I�d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I�m pretty much stuck with it how it is, I think.

Second Woman: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts-that would really suit you. I was going to do that except that I was afraid it would accentuate my long neck.

First Woman: What�s wrong with your neck? I would love to have a neck like yours; anything to take attention away from my awful shoulder line.

Second Woman: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything hangs so well on you. You�re like a walking fashion catalogue. But look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders, I could get clothes to fit me so much easier.

Male version:
First Man: Haircut?

Second Man: Yeah.