Funny Conversation Between A Programmer and A Management Guy
A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he�s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, �Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?�
The man below says: �Yes, you�re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.�
�You must work in Information Technology,� says the balloonist.
�I do� replies the man. �How did you know?�
�Well,� says the balloonist, �everything you have told me is technically correct, but it�s of no use to anyone.�
The man below replies, �You must work in management.�
�I do� replies the balloonist, �But how�d you know?�
�Well�, says the man, �you don�t know where you are, or where you�re going, you expect me to be able to help. You�re in the same position you were before we met, but now it�s my fault.�