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Confused Student Child

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!

The student wrote 5 and stopped.

Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don�t know which side to write the other 5!

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Test Answers From a Student

� Q: What�s the name of a six-sided polygon?

A: Sixagon.

� Q: What part of the body is affected by glandular fever?

A: The glandular.

� Q: In The Tempest, why does Ariel sing in Gonzalo�s ear?

A: She�s a mermaid and wants to be human.

� Q: In comparison with large hydrocarbons, how would you describe small hydrocarbons?

A: They�re smaller.

� Q: Who were the Bolsheviks?

A: A Russian ballet company.