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How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....

Perfumes,
Flowers,
Chocolate,
Fruits...

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After 3 years....

Baby Powder,
Johnson's Cream and Lotions,
Baby Oils....
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After 15 years....

Zandu Balm,
Vicks,
Iodex,
Relispray....
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After 40 years....

Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
??Mad for each other,
??Made for each other,
?? Mad at each other &
?? Mad because of each other
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants�
SHE Does What SHE Wants
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....

Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
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Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife