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A Bank Officer goes to a restaurant

A Bank Officer goes to a restaurant. He asks the waiter – What have you got?

Waiter – Idly, vada, upma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam….

Banker – OK ok..bring idly, vada & dosa. Also 2 oothappams for parcel.

Waiter – Sorry sir…all sold out. Nothing is left.

Banker – Why then the hell you recited such a big menu?

Waiter – Sir, I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required, whether printed receipt required etc., and
It finally says ‘No Cash’.

Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!

Alex

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