A Bank Officer goes to a restaurant. He asks the waiter - What have you got?
Waiter - Idly, vada, upma, pongal, dosa , poori, parotta, naan, oothappam, idiyappam....
Banker - OK ok..bring idly, vada & dosa. Also 2 oothappams for parcel.
Waiter - Sorry sir...all sold out. Nothing is left.
Banker - Why then the hell you recited such a big menu?
Waiter - Sir, I go to your ATM daily. After asking for PIN , Account details, Amount required, whether printed receipt required etc., and
It finally says 'No Cash'.
Now you know how it feels when that happens!!!!!
