The father of five children had won a toy gun at a raffle.
the father called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.
"Who is the most obedient and always listens to mother?" he asked.
"Who never talks back to mother? and
"Who does everything mother says?"
The five small eyes look at each other for an answer.
Then the five small voices reply in unison.
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"Okay daddy! You get the toy pistol."
Happy Father's Day