A navy captain is alerted by his First Mate that there is a pirate ship coming towards his position. He asks a sailor to get him his red shirt.
The captain was asked, �Why do you need a red shirt?�
The Captain replies, �So that when I bleed, you guys don�t notice and aren�s discouraged.� They fight off the pirates eventually.
The very next day, the Captain is alerted that 50 pirate ships are coming towards their boat. He yells, �Get me my brown pants!�