25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status in English.

25 Best Funny Whatsapp Status.

1.Wow now I�m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .

2.Mirrors can’t talk, lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

3.If you can’t change a girl….Change the girl.

4.I am not lazy! I am just at my energy saving mode.

5.Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.

6.I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.

7.Whatsapp users never die, they just go offline.

8.Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!

9.I may be fat,but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

10.Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.

11.When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic. … !!!

12.Status under construction.

13.Here I got another fool reading this

14.typing…..

15.Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life

16.I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.

17.I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.

18.Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …

19.I know life is a race…. But now I am in practice mode!

20.Hey there….. be there.

21. I’m not sarcastic, I am just intelligent beyond your understanding.

22.Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.

23.Born to express not to impress.

24.Hello madam, do you want Credit Card? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.

25.Dear Mario…..I Wasted My Childhood Trying To Save Your Girlfriend.Now, you help me to save mine.