23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related: What about the other 77%?
One person died in this three-car crash. (KATU News photo)
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One person died in this three-car crash. (KATU News photo)
A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.
This means that the remaining 77% are caused by idiots who just drink tea, coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, yoghurt and things like that.
Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol. They cause three times as many accidents!!!
Cheers….
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